So I just got back from the freakin ER, after passing out in the shower and hitting my head. What a day I had, lol. I went to give blood at 11:45, I so only remembered at a quarter to 11. Anyway I go give my blood everything was fine I wasn't light-headed or dizzy. Then I went to sit at the little table where they make you go and they shove food down your throat. It was there that I just remember saying that I felt light-headed out of no where then they next thing I know I'm in a wheelchair with 5 nurses around me. So I had to stay there forever until my blood-pressure came back up, eh I never had this problem before when I gave blood. When I gave platetes yes I did pass out, but never with whole blood, usually I'm good. Anyway I come home at like 2 lay on my couch watching Rent (cause it was on) while talking to Rusty. Then I came upstairs to my room and started working on my new POTC drawing (very cute it's BW/E aka Baby Will III and Elizabeth, it will be cool). I wasn't feeling to good but I dismissed it. So I go to get diner downstairs at 5:30 still feeling like crap. Then I go into the shower because I had to wash my hair for some meeting tomorrow, after about 5 mins I get really nauseas, worse then it had been all day, So I go to get out of the tub, to throw up basically, when I just blackout. Next thing I know I have a towel over me and my brother is picking me up out of the tub, it was crazy I don't remember a damn thing that happened.
So after that my mom takes me to the Emergency Room because I had hit my head really really hard. The triage nurse guy so looked like Chow Young Fat, accent and everything, lol. So I'm laughing in triage while this guy is taking my pressure and all that jazz. He did an EKG and sugar test as well. Then the female nurse comes over and say's "we need a urine sample" and I'm like "why", "to make sure you aren't pregnant", I told the woman "Look I can assure you that I'm not pregnant" you kind of need to have sex for that one to happen and yeah my sex life is zero right now sooo. But I had to take the test, damn hospital policy. I wasn't pregnant, big shock there. So I wait what feels like forever to get called in the back to see a damn doctor. But I finally do, I got bed number 14, wooo! Which was basically a bed right up against the wall next to the main nursing station, I basically had view of what was a boring ER episode the whole night. My nurse comes over to you know ask what happened and all that, I swear she looked just like Ruthie Henshall (British accent and all), and she tells me they are going to give me an IV because I'm dehydrated and after I'm done with the bag I'll be sent to CT to get my scan. So the poor woman could not for the love of God find a good vein in my arms or my hands. So she called over another woman and she got one in my right hand, so I'm sitting there watching my boring ER scene before me with an IV sticking out of my right hand. I'm looking around for a cute doctor, and I so find one. So I'm sitting there going "oh let him be mine, oh let him be mine" he was so David Wenham's less attractive younger brother (Rusty that was for you).
I'm sitting there, my mom is like stroking my hair and then the cute Dr. Wenham (lol) comes over and starts doing it and I'm like ok I can live with that. I need a cute guy hitting on me right now. So he's like "Hey sweetheart what happened" and I pause and he goes "you want me to send your mom away" and I say "yeah send her away" (I just wanted to be alone with the cute doctor). So he sits down on the bed near my legs, his cute butt right up against my knee caps, he was leaning on the wall with his one hand, he was basically hovering over me, and then asks what happens, I tell him about the whole shower and blood giving thing. Then he laughs and goes "That's it? You sent your mom away I thought it was something good" I'm like "Would you like me to make something else up right now?", he told me "Yeah it's what keeps me amused, lol." But then he's like never mind and asked me questions. At one point he was like "I don't want to sound like a pervert but were you already naked when this happen or did you just walk into the bathroom?" I'm thinking to myself dude way to just want to picture me naked, but it was ok cause I was doing the same to him. I said yes I was, and he goes "And you took the time to get all nice and dressed up for me before you came here, how sweet". Which I so planned, if I learned one thing from Fran on the Nanny it was if you are going somewhere where there are single rich doctors you look good.
So I continued to randomly flirt with my doctor, I was such a whore it must have been the blow to my head. So my mom comes back over and he goes to tell her what he thought was my problem. So he says "I think I figured out the problem, she needs to lay off the crack pipe, she seems to be back on it again and it's throwing her off." I'm laughing from the bed thinking to myself way to make up a more exciting story. But he's like "No I'm kidding she was probably dehydrated and had low pressure from not eating and giving blood". So he says I'll send her up to CT right way and we'll get you taken care of". I'm like thank you cute doctor! I wait for like a half hour, then go to CT and get that done, took all of 10 minutes. Then after about 5 mins he comes over says my scan was fine I'll just have a nasty bump on the back of my head. So he goes "Since everything is good I'm going to get the paperwork done so you can get home honey." So we sign the papers and I say farewell to my cute doctor. I got home a quarter after 10 and finished watching Lost lol. All in all it was a fun day lol, scary but fun. Never a dull moment here.
well im glad you are ok!! thats crazy! its funny how i was watching RENT at the same time too, lol. i love the cute doctor, he was totally all over you. way to know to dress up for him. maybe you should go back and visit him. hahaha.
I see your away message and i start to read this and im like HOLY SHIT why didnt anyone call me. and then i get to the David Wenham doctor, i love i get a part of the story dedicated to me, and im like, oh, ok, if there are comparisons, she must be okay, lol.